Author: Jessica

No name banana’s

Holly Weekly

Holly has a new member James Funston, her future husband.

Holly Dalton runs a new campaign for nose pickers everywhere!

Holly Dalton, the manager of Nose Pickers Monthly , is under close concentration with Thea, my co-worker, who lives on the premises of Miss Holly Dalton. She has been assessing the work of Miss Holly and has taken a few pictures (as you see in the picture above) and Thea has found out two forbidden secret about Nose Pickers Monthly!!!
1: Headquarters– 98 Woodgate, room 2!
#2: Never tell anyone they pick their NOSES, or to come to headquarters without a handkerchief!
Enjoy the picture!
JFun

Special points of interest:
Enjoy pictures and laugh!
Never trust a nose picker
Eat lots of cake if you do not like Miss Holly!
Never have a handkerchief
Send in pics of Holly for us to put in this magazine!!!
Say 'peace out suckers’ a lot

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Holly Weekly

MISS HOLLY, THE LOVER OF MXIT AND FACEBOOK!

Holly Dalton loves MXIT and facebook, at the age of 6 she has her own account and a cell phone, that is perfect for her little fingers! Her cell phone is a domino wave! The newest phone in the phone market. It costs over R1000 and has its own 16gig camera and voice recorder. She gets 900 free SMS’s and R2000 airtime each month!!! Holly cant read yet but has 7293 friends on facebook already, thea became a friend of hers and saw what she wrote. Here are some examples:
I lik mi momi an mi dadi and I lov coclat an boy namd James. She has written even weirder stuff on mxit. Her parents work and she stay on the site all-day, ‘no time for school and stupid my age friends’ said holly to thea, my co-worker.

No time for school EVER!

‘If you can read this, thank a teacher!’

Holly thinks reading is a waste of time and money, and MXIT is a special thing that she can do for fun!!! Holly bands books from her bedroom, except her princess, fairy, baby books! She puts all the older books in the wash to soak and ruin. A waste of money!!!!!!

‘NO BOOKS EVER’
Says Holly

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Notes to Holly Dalton

Holly is cool and Fun to be around!!

Holly enters the School Grounds

Holly has been interviewed by the principal of Greenfield, Mrs. Carol Te Water. Holly said she would give up her evil-manic behavior for a nice well behaved little darling! Holly secretly has a bomb hidden in the school grounds, we heard a ticking coming from the bathroom and as we entered the bomb blew up into the toilet!

Aliens invade Antarctica

On the 13th of February 2010 our members were in Antarctica for an experiment on polar bears, and they noticed a hole of water by their base. We were called and we arrived that evening with the scientists Robyn, Kate, Jacob and Martin. Jacob and Kate examined the hole while Robyn and Martin did tests on the metal we found around the hole. The next day the tests were back. They said the aliens were “dreaded green beasts”. We could see their sunken space ship at the bottom of the ice, we could just make out what it said “770993 hoots”. These aliens have made an appearance in Mexico and Haiti. They bring storms and hurricanes to the places they reach. So watch out!!!

Some cool weird things and toys that holly likes:

Holly likes me!!!

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